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// PERSONNEL DIRECTORY

• Kentarou Furukawa

• Peyton Plum

• Natalia Kabakova

• Qiana Lambert-Kiri

• Director Godwin, PhD.

SITE-42069

Site-42069, located in [REDACTED], USA, boasts robust and innovative technology to counteract [REDACTED]. Additionally, this site has spearheaded technological feats such as [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. Currently its director is Xander Godwin, PhD.

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// PERSONNEL FILE

"Ah-- Furukawa... he's an excellent combatant and leader... when he wants to be."
- Director Godwin

PERSONALITY: [While prone to slacking off the field, Furukawa wastes no time in making sure that everyone under his wing feels comfortable working with him on it. Many look to him during times of doubt, where he is quick to be optimistic, yet realistic about the current situation.His uncanny ability to keep a level head and crack jokes in the face of danger makes him a pillar of safety during missions. Furukawa cares deeply about the safety of his subordinates, leading to some of the lowest casualties on missions where AMTF Nu-7 is deployed.Be careful, however, not to catch him in a depressive state, as he finds himself shutting down and becoming noncompliant during these rare times. Allow these feelings to pass, as long as it does not result in unnecessary casualties. Should this bout of apathy persist, please refer him to onsite psychological services.]

// FURUKAWA

// FURUKAWA

BACKGROUND: Furukawa grew up in an ordinary loving family with his parents and brothers. From a young age, he showed interest in cooking, constantly offering to help his father with dishes or simply watching him cook. Furukawa alleges that he was also notorious for climbing everything his home had to offer. Notably, he was quite apathetic to others, finding himself self-absorbed and bullying others until, allegedly, he was yelled at by one of the popular students at his school. It took him apologizing to said kid for him to realize how much he valued his community.As he approached his teenage years, Furukawa garnered a reputation as the "class clown," constantly cracking jokes and starting hijinks on account of seeking friendship. Yet, Furukawa also carried a reputation for his athleticism, being put on a pedestal for his impressive wrestling and football records.Near the end of high school, his baby brother, Satoshi, fell violently ill, prompting him to enlist in the US Marine Corps to help pay for family expenses. At the time he believed that serving in the military was the best way to pay for a culinary arts education.The SCP Foundation found him following an incident with SCP-[REDACTED] resulting in numerous casualties among his squad. At the time, Furukawa was a Second Lieutenant (2LT). The Foundation was quick to offer him a job as an operative.

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"...What an erratic individual."
- Director Godwin

PERSONALITY: [Plum is arrogant, impulsive, fearless, and outgoing. His competitiveness often gets in the way of missions, as he attempts rather inane stunts to maintain his peers' attention. Be ready to reprimand him if this happens; he is quick to comply.Despite his competitive nature, Plum is extremely disciplined and eager to learn. Very rarely does he stray away from routines and has subpar performance on drills. He is quick to point out others' flaws, but alleges that it is for the best.Often, he believes that he knows better than most scientists working at the site. Be ready to intervene should he ever heckle one, and refer him to HR should he become combative.]

// PLUM

// PLUM

BACKGROUND: Plum's tumultuous life began with him drawing idly on a wall as his parents argued. Then, it was his mother hugging him one last time before she left on an archaeological excursion, never to be seen again.In his "grief," Plum's father placed much pressure on his son to do well in school, pushing him to try every extracurricular in hopes of getting him to a good college and studying in archeology like his parents.Of course, Plum knew he had potential. So did his teachers. And his fellow students. Plum made sure of that, being a natural at bullying people, showing his place in the pecking order. He was on track to join the most prestigious universities in Canada, but he opted for the military instead, as a middle finger to his father's tyranny.It was not until Plum enlisted in the Canadian Army that the police apprehended his father on account of his wife's murder. Plum was due to defend his father in court. Alas, the SCP Foundation already had their sights set on him as they offered him a job in exchange for silence.

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"There isn't much to say about Kabakova. She does her job nicely and without question. Did I accidentally hire an automaton?"
- Director Godwin

PERSONALITY: [Many say that Kabakova is somewhat of a soulless robot, yet cynical and critical all the same. Reserved and blunt, Kabakova prefers to stay in the background of missions rather than calling the shots.Although she never speaks unless spoken to, expect Kabakova's honesty to shine through her scathing criticism and pessimistic outlooks. Fiercely loyal, she would be a tough woman to convince to do anything outside of her pay grade, and her prideful nature can make her somewhat insufferable when discussing cleanup plans.This is not to say she is a downer for no reason; in fact, she had experienced enough lab accidents and thought experiments to avoid disaster. Do not be surprised if her safety suggestions seem superfluous. Refer Kabakova to HR if silent for more than a week.]

// KABAKOVA

// KABAKOVA

BACKGROUND: Kabakova lived a banal life within Moscow's countryside alongside her two parents. She never said much, nor did she do much in terms of participation, always sitting back in favor of observing.By secondary school, Kabakova developed an interest in chemistry and took extra time to research strange combinations, leading her to ask her teachers for experiment materials often.Her life would not go so swimmingly, however. By the time she began to enroll in university, Kabakova's parents found out about a secret girlfriend she was dating at the time, then kicking her out without a second thought. Faced with the possibility of further social prejudice, Kabakova had no choice but to break up with her then-girlfriend.For the next few years, Kabakova would devote all her time to her studies. The SCP Foundation came into contact with her following her interest in the [REDACTED] Fellowship, offering her a job to further her research.

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"Lambert. Perhaps one of my most important employees here. She's affable and follows her orders without much question."
- Director Godwin

PERSONALITY: [Lambert-Kiri's optimistic and outgoing disposition tends to lift the morale of a room in a heartbeat. While often loud and proud of herself and her team in the office, one can rest assured that she does not share this same joviality on the field.In times of frustration, she often visits onsite psychology as her personal sounding board. Her anger is fleeting, a brief but intense storm that quickly gives way to a rainbow. It is as if Lambert-Kiri is incapable of holding grudges or staying in a sour mood for longer than a few hours.Lambert-Kiri's curiosity often leads her to accidentally uncover information forbidden to her; it is advised to keep her under watch when confidential information is at play.]

// LAMBERT-KIRI

// LAMBERT-KIRI

BACKGROUND: Lambert-Kiri lived a banal, yet comfortable life with her parents and older brother. She constantly participated in school events and was heavily interested in gossip.Given this, it was no surprise she would work for the student newspaper and yearbook during her time at high school. Many adored her outgoing personality and often sought advice from her. Lambert-Kiri notes no adverse events, other than the occasional losses during contests and the time she did not win prom queen.Lambert-Kiri would go on to study at [REDACTED] University as a law major. Her parents' connections would eventually land her a job in [REDACTED] Agency, where she would work for [REDACTED] years.Lambert-Kiri's ever-growing curiosity led her into the SCP Foundation's crosshairs as she came across a cognitohazard while sifting through documents assigned to her. She was soon offered to work in a special program that bridged the Foundation and her current work.